The fifth season of American Idol has made it apparent that there is apparently an epidemic of tone deafness of enormous proportions in the United States.
In keeping with the tradition of establishing a charity to deal with every type of malady known to man, we here at Tips From Toli are starting the Tone Deaf Awareness Foundation.
The Foundation will offer assistance to individuals planning to audition for American Idol as well as those planning outings to Karaoke bars throughout the nation.
The Foundation will offer regular viewings and listening sessions of such in-tune singers as Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Garth Brooks, Barry Manilow, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken and others.
The overall objective of the foundation is to prevent the spread of "What The...?-itis", "Oh my God - itis", "I can't believe it! - itis", "what was she/he thinking-itis" and variations of these syndromes.
To volunteer or contribute, contact the American Idol Contestant Tone Deaf Foundation at info@idolonfox.com.
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